I'm liking all the bullet points I keep seeing, so here's a little about me:
- I am very patient and only get impatient if you are super dumb.
- I have brown eyes and am good at eye contact.
- I had to teach my friends that are girls how to flirt; some didn't know that if you make eye contact and smile at a guy, he will come talk to you if he's interested, and has balls.
- I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. And Shiner Bock.
- I have a sense of humor and it's really hard to offend me.
- When people get offended really easily, I wonder why they get offended really easily.
- I really like "The Office" but think it was much better when Stever Carell was in the cast.
- Sometimes I say "That's what she said" jokes.
- I love God and am a Christian. I'd like to be with someone who I can share my faith with.
- I am well-rounded. I know lots of math and physics, but enjoy theatre and most arts, I can fix things, I LOVE the outdoors and am up for hiking, camping, fishing, and I can cook OK. I can grill excellently.
- I'm teaching myself "I Will Wait" by Mumford and Sons on banjo, even though I don't play banjo.
- My head got really burned and I'm afraid it's going to start peeling, and then people will think I have dandruff. I don't have dandruff.
- I have hair on my chest, like men have that don't shave their chests.
- I'm really genuine. You'll see my heart pretty quickly. I typically don't want to waste my time with hard-shelled women.
- I don't have any pets (not allowed in my apt), which is sad for my would-be dog or cat, because I am an amazing scratcher.
- If you have a dog or cat, they will want to be BFFs with me. Unless you have psycho cats.
- I have never had a cavity. But I have had ACL reconstructive surgery on my knee due to football.
- I know how to ride a horse. Griffith Park horses tend to try to buck me because they're lazy and don't want to mind me.
- I am from Texas and am a Longhorn (UT). I've been in LA for 7.5 years to the day, and no, I don't plan on leaving.
- I kind of have a little southern accent. It comes out a lot more when I've had a few to drink. I say "y'all" a lot.
- I have manners and treat a lady like a lady. I think women should expect men to have manners and not settle.
- You are kind, are over your ex-es, really care about people, and are looking for a good guy.
- You know that there are good and bad times in life, and you're supportive and loyal through thick and thin.
- You like to laugh, are a generally happy girl, but also really enjoy deep conversations.
- I sometimes wink which means I'm interested in getting to know you, so if you wink back, I will write to you.
- If I write you an email, that also means I'm interested in getting to know you.
Hope to connect with you and thanks for stopping by.
