After I wrote Sex in the City, created puppy dogs, and starred in 50 Shades of Gray the musical, I decided to get serious and start an online profile to meet other people who were too "fascinating" to date in a normal environment.
If you want:
A mannered, well traveled, confident man who takes pride in being a fantastic boyfriend, and is a part time brain model then contact me.
What I want:
If I could just narrow it down by asking you to be "awesome" then feel free to have an awkward email exchange with me.
Finally:
I am sure that you are a real catch. One in a Million!!!
However, because I don't know who you are, and If all of your profile pictures are instagramed group pictures, then I will become overwhelmed and my brain will explode.
Please contact me if:
If you are into dating brain models , dont have cats, and aren't a flake.
