If you get the the headline reference, we're off to a good start. If not, its not a deal breaker....and it doesn't mean I'm a cow.
And here comes summer again....
Looking for a funny, smart, witty, sarcastic, silly, intelligent, down to earth, easy going, bright, optimistic woman to get to know and see where it goes. If you are an Arab-oil-magnate heiress, wealthy and often misplace large sums of money, that's okay too. (See, in my mind that's funny, but judging from some of the write ups I've seen....seems like there are some bad men out there). (I wouldn't steal it, would just place in a money market account at 5.5% interest with a hedge on orange juice futures for 3 months giving you the return)(minus my 3% commission)
I'm a nice guy who refuses to finish last. I am independent, upbeat and (my friends say) very funny. In the early morning fog, from a distance, vaguely resemble Brad Pitt through a heavily frosted windsheild. At least that's what I think.
I do have pictures on a special interweb location....not one to blast my mug here for very good reasons (just ask), and none of them involve law enforcement, tank top tee-shirts, bathroom mirrors, or muscle cars in the background. Not that there is anything wrong with muscle cars. BONUS: my phone is completely "sexting" blocked...at least, that's what I assume by the lack of responses.
All kidding aside, would like to find a special person to get to know, go to dinners with, get through this winter with (anybody ski?), make dinners with.....wow, food theme; you get the point.
Hope to hear from you. Any questions, please ask....and I'll have my people get back to your people.
