As I was saying -- I'm a great athlete, lover, intellect, writer, dancer.... I'm just joking, I'm not really a great dancer. But I do consider myself a pretty good writer and love working in film. What am I talking about? I'm actually so sick of the entertainment business and all the phony's involved. But hey, it's like the line from "Get Shorty", 'what's the point of living in L.A. if you're not going to work in movies?'
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR
Smart, funny, warm-hearted, and how bout some character? I mean, I know this is LA and all, but come on. She likes sports, or atleast tolerate them. And after seeing a movie, she'd actually like to discuss it.
MY PERFECT FIRST DATE
Would be a romantic walk on the beach, where we would then stumble upon a suitcase full of money and jewels. You keep the jewels, I keep the cash. If that doesn't happen, then how bout a drink? Hopefully, we have a great time and hit it off. Attractiveness matters, but connection is everything.
NOTE: Swimsuit models looking for a quick hook-up need not apply, as I will NOT RESPOND. Thanks for respecting my wishes.