I'm going to give this a chance after being told by so many that I must try "different" avenues to try and meet people. So here goes...
I'm going to cut all the BS about how amazing, down to earth, intelligent, and witty I am and be real: I'm the worst. I'm mean, horribly ugly, dumb as a doorknob, I never exercise, eating a big mac as I type this and I'm incredibly judgmental. Oh, and I hate to laugh. Laughing is the worst. Also, I'm looking for the wealthiest, most handsome, intelligent man on here and he BEST have rock hard abs or else. I expect him to wine (non alcoholic of course) and dine me, shower me with gifts, wait on me hand and foot and tolerate my mood swings. I mean, I'm really not asking for much here.
Also, if you have douchey pictures of yourself in various states of undress, flexing in the mirror my answer is yes. If you use unique phrases like "I work hard and play harder" let's elope. Forreals.
Hah, just kidding (kinda).
Addendum: After receiving numerous e-mails inquiring if the above is true (which it totally is, of course) I'm forced to add an addendum. I think one of the most important qualities a person can have is a sense of humor. If you can't laugh at yourself, then I'm probably not the girl for you. My sense of humor certainly isn't for everyone.
In this increasingly materialistic and superficial world I'm less impressed by how much you can bench, what car you drive, and how much money you make and waste on material items. I'm more impressed by someone that is modest, humble, and charitable. Someone that has a beautiful heart and character will always make a lasting impression in this world. I hope to be remembered one day, for the good I did and the people I've helped. I chose to break from the South Asian Holy Trinity of Professions (doctor/lawyer/engineer-IT-finance) and chose a profession where I could devote my life to helping people. Hopefully that gives a little more insight into "me".
Also, I quote honey boo boo child on the regular.