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37 year old man
Venice, California, United States

Seeking:
women 25-35
Within:
25 Miles of Venice, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

They say you won't find what you're looking for until you stop looking for it -- which is ironic because match.com is all about looking...

For the record, I hate the whole idea of internet dating. I'm the child of REALLY old parents -- my dad was 50 and my mom was like 46 when I was born -- so I'm kind of a medical marvel. Seriously, I'm surprised I don't have Down Syndrome -- although, I may have Asperger's.

Anyway, my dad, who could barely operate a microwave, found his new wife -- I like to call her my "internet mom" -- on the information super highway, so the whole idea gives me douche chills -- but I'm kinda enlightened so what the eff...

The perfect girl possesses some of these qualities:

-Is obviously beautiful when all dressed up, but looks just as gorgeous in a t-shirt and jeans...

-Has thirty different ways of calling me “babe” so I know what mood she’s in at all times...

-Always unlocks the drivers side door for me after I let her in…

-Rolls her eyes and smiles when I do something stupid…

-Tries to pay even though I won’t let her…

-Can quote "Caddyshack"...

-Has cute little feet that tuck perfectly between my legs...

-Drives a Prius

-Lets her body go limp when she hugs me so I have to hold her up…

-Likes sleeping on my chest…

-Loves her family…

-Hates scary movies and celebrity ghost reality shows, so I have to get up early on Saturday morning to watch them…

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Running
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I'm kinda gay for my dog. I have a Boston Terrier named Otto, which makes sense since I'm from New England. He's kind of an A-hole, but I still love him. BTW -- I only pick up his poop if people are watching me...

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Virgo
College:
Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
For fun:

I work long hours, but when I'm free I like eating out, bar hoping, and watching movies.

Also, I'm not really a big sports fan. The only sport in my family was golf, so I spent most of my time memorizing episodes of "Cheers" and "Seinfeld"

Favorite hot spots:

Hinano, Daddy's (it was torn down in like 2004), Coach and Horses (it was shut down in like 2009), Oscar's on Rose, Lucky Devil's, Dan Tana's, Triple, The Brig, Townhouse, Daily Pint, 101 Cafe, Cinerama Dome, I guess I need to travel more...

Favorite things:

My dog, eating cheeseburgers, a good whiskey, Louie, Mexican Coke (the soda -- not the drug), getting haircuts...

Last read:

Every issue of Entertainment Weekly and the Conan O'Brien/Jay Leno book by Bill Carter. I just started reading the Steve Jobs biography.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'5" (165cms) to 5'8" (172cms)
Body type:
About average
Curvy, Athletic and toned, Full-figured
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Silver
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
Artistic / Creative / Performance

I've produced a lot of the reality crap you've watched on TV...

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian

I was born in Maine, bred from French-Canadian parents -- but I don't understand a lick of French -- except for the word fromage...

Faith:
Agnostic
Christian / Catholic, Other

I was raised Catholic but don't think you should put all your eggs in one basket...

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree

I studied writing, history, and Mario Kart at Syracuse University

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