Who am I? Think of me as your own personal Gandalf. I am looking for someone to share in an adventure with me.
So what qualifies me as a Gandalf, you ask? How bout this:
I wooed a lovebird out of a tree with my guitar. Magic.
I was a creative writing major. Word magic.
I can ride my bike with no hands. Pure sorcery.
I took an RV trip across the country and made it as far as Pecos Texas before the RV died. Apparently magic doesn't work in Pecos, Texas.
The only thing I'm missing is the waist-length beard. In time, I'm sure that will come too.
So now the real question…are you ready for an adventure?
Or you want to know more about me first? I will oblige you. In a nutshell:
I work with computers both as a job and as a hobby.
I follow assembly instructions.
I overuse parentheses (like this one).
I look a lot like Justin Long.
I operate at a high volume (mine goes to 11).
I co-raise my beautiful daughters. It's nice to always have an excuse to be silly, build blanket forts, go swimming in ridiculously cold weather, and watch Disney movies.
I'm building a quintessential playlist of stupidly funny internet videos. For example, have you seen the ketchup bot set to the 20th century theme played on a flute? If not, you should stop and do a Google search for it and watch it right now. It's okay, I'll wait.
Back? So if you didn't laugh like an idiot at that, we probably won't get along.
If you did laugh, or if any or all of the following apply to you:
You accept and enjoy piggyback rides.
You brake for sunsets.
Your Mac is making a funny noise and you want to know why.
You have a thing for guys named Simon.
You know the words to the anagram D.A.R.Y.L.
You want to kick off the shoes of normalcy and slip on the strange webbed running shoes of spontaneity and real life.
...then send me a message!