So initially I wrote this really nice intro about myself and what Im looking for but then I realized nobody really takes the time to read it. They only look at the pics.
So I figured why not lets have some fun with this.
I live by myself not with my parents or roommates or on a air mattress, I dont pay rent since I own my own place, I wear socks that match sometime they dont depending on when I put them on and I love my mom except when she keeps telling me to find a nice girl to settle down with. Lolll If she only knew.
I am a confident, I've been told that Im attractive comedic person. I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely dont qualify to be Brad Spit neither. Details at 11. I love to talk smack when Im beating someone in a game of pool or basketball. Just my nature.
I do believe that love conquers all, but thats because Im a hopeless romantic (you like that didnt you). Most of the time, I dont take myself very seriously. Most of the time, you shouldnt, either. Have a little fun but dont play games.
As far as my career. I do stunt work in the mornings and at midnight. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked butt Thats my job. Oh, and Im in the fitness biz, as well as back in school finishing up my pre-med reqs to be a brain surgeon. I heard it pays well. Thats just during the week. On the weekend Im preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. Wish me luck, ladies!! I dont know why but they still havent called me for the job.
Food: I love food. Period. Im a great cook. I can cook Greek Italian Persian Mexican and other free world dishes that I can google off the internet. If your a vegetarian then I feel sorry for you. Your really missing out.
Movies: Gladiator, Hangover 1 and 2 and I cant wait till 3!! Fight Club, Braveheart, Anchorman, Wedding crashers.
On a typical Friday night if Im not out saving the world I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. Either that or partying like a rock star with my famous friends in LA, Vegas, San diego, Jamaica, Hawaii, China, and other parts of the world or laying on the couch with a good book (no I have never read fifty shades of gray) and a glass of wine. Lolllll Come on now. You dont believe that for a minute, do you?? I do love to cuddle and spoon (not a dirty version the rated P.G version) Ya right??
The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. Its called The SUPER Sex Panther by Calvin Kliening. Its illegal in 38 countries and its made with bits of real panther claws, so you know its good. James Bond and The Most Interesting Man in the World told me about this cologne. Funny though it attracts a lot of cougars in Newport beach.
So Im looking for a Sexy, smart, fit, fun, curvy, thin, average a little booty is okay, goofball, dorky, passionate, sense of style, the ability to run in heels incase we are being chased by your ex or your baby daddy, a spark in your eyes, a killer smile.
I dont think thats too much to ask? lol.
Thank you and have a blessed day.
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