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30 year old man
Gilbert, Arizona, United States

Seeking:
women 21-35
Within:
100 Miles of Gilbert, Arizona, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Here is a bullet point list of things about me, because nothing spells ROMANCE like a list:

*Appreciates good grammar
*Knows how to chop firewood so good
*Once moved to Jamaica on a whim and spent 9 months working on a crab boat
*The previous bullet was a lie; it was 8 months
*Pretty good with a bo staff
*Bo staffs are those long stick things, right?
*Prone to occasional fits of romance
*Tried living out of his car for an entire week to see if he could do it
*Oh, you better believe he did it
*Occasionally talks in the third person

Honestly, 97.34% of people (according to a statistic I made up) say that they don't usually do this kind of thing, but I'd like to think that I'm in that hip 3.66% of people who just don't care what you may think of them. Either way you slice it, the both of us (you me) are perusing an internet dating site.

"Ain't no shame in it," as I once heard a rapper say.

Who am I looking for?

Simple: someone who challenges me.

I'm not trying to appear as if I'm so high above everyone else that I need to find a special lady who meets my level, but what I'm trying to say is that if you don't know the differences in using your vs. you're, it would be best that you just continue looking.

Now, if you just want a friend, I'm always open for business on that front. I never turn new friends down, no matter their political/religious/sexual/racial/athletic orientation.

In case it doesn't come across adequately enough in my profile, I'm somewhat irreverent. If you didn't have to look that last word up, please message me. Seriously. I'm not saying I'm desperate or anything, but I'm kind of desperate.

I will say that while I am absolutely flattered that anyone would even feel the urge to message me, I am wanting to make sure people are aware of my intentions. I'm looking for serious inquiries only. More and more lately, I'm at that stage in my life in which I want companionship and something that's long lasting. If that's not something you're looking for, I offer no judgement on you, but do wish you the best of luck as you look elsewhere.

I currently live in the Phoenix area, having moved here to be closer to my family, whom I haven't seen in half a decade.

I was an urban farmer (and "urban farmer" is not code for hipster; it was an agricultural farm in the heart of the city, and was quite awesome). A former coworker and I started the business about a year ago, but it has since fallen through due to some unfortunate circumstances taking place. I'm glad I took the risk in starting it,because it taught me an awful lot about myself, as well as what it takes to make something succeed. It may have failed, but that only means I'll know better how to make the next venture work.

I write and edit copy for a publishing company that does some pretty exciting and wonderful things. I'm also a writer for a fairly decent sized technology website, but don't think I'm big time or anything like that. Pretty small potatoes, but still loaded with plenty of carbs.

Whatever that means...

Just recently I started working full time at the Yelp office in Scottsdale, and since our office is so big, there's a high likelihood that one of my fellow Yelpers is reading this. You saw nothing.

If you've read this far down my profile, take your right arm, lift it high above your shoulder, bend at the elbow, and pat yourself on the back.

I only have 493 remaining characters available for this box. Now that's what I call getting more bang for your buck.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Football, Golf, Dancing, Martial arts, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I have a two year old pit bull/boxer mix. Everyone he meets is instantly his new best friend, and it's given me a terrible insecurity complex

His biggest downfall is that he's not good at basketball. Don't even try passing to him. Pointless.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I'm pretty big into the outdoors, so I spend a lot of time hiking, climbing, repelling (mostly women, but also rock walls), and camping.

You'll typically find me with a book in my hand because I've found that it impresses people. And I like to read.

Favorite hot spots:

My dog has had three hot spots since I've gotten him, so I'm not sure which one I would pick as my favorite. Perhaps the one back in July, because it seemed pretty chill.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

I'm a writer for a publishing company and a tech website. Since I make my own hours doing those jobs, I recently took up a full time position at Yelp as an Account Executive. It makes me sound way cooler than I actually am.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other
Languages:
English, Hebrew, Other
English
Education:
Some college
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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