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30 year old man
Seattle, Washington, United States

Seeking:
women 21-33
Within:
35 Miles of Seattle, Washington, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Below is my list of the Top Ten Most Overused Phrases In Profiles. If YOUR profile does not contain any of the following phrases, please contact me immediately! :) The Top ten list is just a joke by the way.

ENJOY

10) "I live life to the fullest!"

(Is this really the most profound philosophical statement you can come up with? Dig a little deeper, Nietzsche.)

9) "Loves to laugh" or "Fun-loving"

(Alright! A person who enjoys laughter and fun. What a rare individual; I must meet her at once. Just once I'd like to see "loves to sob uncontrollably for days on end.")

8) "I'm ____ years old but I look MUCH younger!"

(Sure you do. And if I just did a couple more sit-ups, I could still make the Giants starting lineup. Is self-delusion great or what?)

7) "I'm a down to earth..."

(If I see this phrase one more time, I'll... I'll... I don't know WHAT I'll do! I might be forced to actually turn off my computer and go interact with people in the REAL world. Okay, I probably wouldn't do anything THAT drastic. But you get the idea.)

6) "I can go from jeans to a****ail dress in 10 minutes!"

(You must be very proud. I can't believe they haven't made this an Olympic event yet.)

5) "I'm a intelegent..."

(If you can't SPELL intelligent... do you see where I'm going with this? Class? Anyone?)

4) "I'm a typical (insert astrological sign here)."

(Astrology? Yeah, it's a science. I think they use it at NASA. I don't even know where to begin here. If you're looking for some insight into the nature of my character, don't ask me what my sign is. Talk to the Easter Bunny, he has the real inside track on me.)

3) "I don't have a pic, but trust me, you won't be disappointed!"

(Trust me, I will.)

2) "Looking for THE ONE" or "Looking for my Soulmate"

(Really? These are the most fresh and original lines you can come up with? Your mother and I had such high hopes for you. Oh well, there's always trade school.)

And the Number One Most Overused Phrase In A Personal Ad is...

1) "Don't worry, I plan to loose [sic] the weight real soon."

(Ok, it's probably just me, but why am I still worried?)

Put them all together, and the end result usually looks something like this....

"Fun-loving, down-to-earth woman with 5 kids from 5 different fathers seeks a intelegint guy who loves to laugh. Must be in shape! I'm temporarily 50 pounds overweight, but don't worry, I plan to loose the weight right after I finish these fries! Must look like Brad Pitt and be no older than 35! I'm 49 but I look MUCH younger! I don't have a pic, but trust me, you won't be disappointed! I'm a Libra so I live life to the fullest! I get along best with Geminis who have six-figure incomes! Must have a big heart and a bigger house, cuz the landlord just kicked us out!"
(Well, as long you have realistic expectations.)

What I'm Looking for

A woman who:

Who`s head always finds the right spot on my shoulder with ease fit into my arms and rest her cheek on my chest. May take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile, when my face lights up at the picture of you. The way u fish for compliments even though we both know that I think you are the most beautiful and sexy woman in the world. How cute I think u are when we argue and u dig your heels in to make a point and be heard. The way your hand always finds mine when u are vulnerable or insecure. The way U smile and feel when U see my name on your mobile unexpectedly. The way u sit with your legs sometimes crossed or tucked in under u, in a sexy way, or twine a leg through mine in a public place. The way that u kiss me when I least expect it. The way u fit/fall into my arms when u want to cuddle or cry or when u are tired or sad. Then the way u apologize for crying over something silly. The way u say "I miss you" when we are apart. When u say "I love you" and i know that it's for REAL!!! Cause your eyes tell me so.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

Love my dog Dexter. He is a Labradoodle.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Love going to any sporting event. Camping in the summer.

Favorite hot spots:

Lake Chelan, Oregon coast, Seattle, Qwest field, Safeco Feild, The Gorge

Favorite things:

House, That 70's show, Lie to me, Top Gun, Troy, Predator, Sweet home Alabama LOL.

I pretty much eat everything. But Lately I have been a big fan of Thai Food.... Love it.

Last read:

The Bible

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Caucasian with a little white and a splash of Blanco

Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference

I love Jesus. :)

Languages:
English
English
Education:
I'll tell you later
No preference

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