I'm really just looking for someone who can explain the latest season of "Homeland" to me, because I kind of got lost. Anyway, I'm originally from Minnesota, but have been in L.A. over 12 years now. I was once the fastest white guy on the USC track team, and I slip that little tidbit into conversation at every possible opportunity. I've been involved in politics pretty much my entire life, so if you're on the far right of the political spectrum, we're probably not a match. Also, as you can see, I'm devilishly handsome. And modest, too. I'm looking for a down-to-earth girl who can hold an intelligent conversation and look good in a little black dress at the same time.