I like costume parties, old-school Mario Kart, Netflix, cooking, watching European soccer games at old-man bars really early in the morning, telling the same stories 400 times, and shower opera. THAT'S IT, THOSE ARE THE ONLY THINGS I LIKE, ON EARTH!
I would love to hang out with someone goofy and kind and reasonably confident. I think I am those things. I have an okay job and long legs. I also have friends. You'll like them, they're great. Are you tired of this? I'm tired of this. Let's go get a drink or something, wouldn't that be easier?
