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31 year old man
San Antonio, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 25-35
Within:
80 Miles of Austin, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'8" (172cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I've noticed here's where one states he's "laid back." How's this: I'm charmingly high-strung. My blood type's French Roast.

I'm drawn to creativity and intellect. I can name TWO Spurs players, and only because they keep trying to sell me Hondas. I've watched an hour of sports in my life -- cumulative. I'm too "liberal bearded white guy in a cardigan" for San Antonio but not enough "liberal bearded white guy in a cardigan" for Austin. If that's not your type, I'm told there's a guy with a raised Ed Hardy shirt just one bio over. Word on the grapevine is he's got an "attachment" to send you. Best o' luck!

Other :
-politically liberal, but not obnoxious
-avid reader, former lit student. Books genuinely move me
-big consumer of all movies foreign, obscure, or indie
-terrible in the kitchen, but enjoys cooking with a (patient) partner
-cat owner, dog compatible
-carnivorous but vegan-friendly. Eaten kale and liked it
-endearingly awkward. Or awkwardly endearing. Jury's still out

Am I your "partner in crime?" What is this? Are we going to cook crystal meth in an RV together?
I may not have a long repertoire of past "adventures" (fondness for "adventures" being the new black), but show me something important to you (short of jumping out of planes, or off cliffs or--let's keep gravity out of it for now) and I will attempt it. I come "adventure-ready."

on romance: deep down I'm looking for the same schmaltzy Hallmark crap everyone is: Discovering new places, cooking dinners together (I can hand you ingredients and chop things), cozy meals in hole-in-wall places, taking day-trips to nearby towns, movie nights huddled together on a sofa, moonlit strolls, getting caught under an umbrella in freezing rain. All that Jack-n-Jill nonsense. I secretly love it. Don't tell, though -- I have a reputation as a cat-hoarding shut-in to uphold. I'm way more interested in intimacy than intercourse. This ain't Craigslist.

In person, my sense of humor nosedives from highbrow to embarrassingly silly very quickly. I make no apologies.. Once I break out the awful puns or start talking about my cat, we're officially down the rabbit hole and we're not coming back. Talent-wise, I've learned that I am a dilettante which is a nice way of saying I'm good (but not great) at a whole lotta artsy, quirky nonsense. I write, I draw, I entertain -- just passably enough to amuse my inner circle.

When I'm not at work editing grammatically terrifying surveys submitted by geriatric secret shoppers, I'm holed up in the corner of La Madeleine at Heubner Oaks (or Cosi at the Rim if I'm being super adventurous) nursing my latte habit and scribbling illegible notes for my own highly secretive literary projects. Stalk me if you like! At this point, I would consider a Fatal Attraction scenario a sincere form of flattery. (Just don't boil my pets. I rely on them daily to approve my wardrobe).

What else? My celebrity crush is Liz Lemon. Not Tina Fey. Liz Lemon.. Larry David's my hero. I'm much more likely to speak foolishly when fueled by caffeine rather than alcohol. I am uncoordinated, so please don't "toss" me anything, be it keys or --God forbid-- a ball of some sort.

Message me if you:
-are over your ex (a recent one or some guitarist with an Edinburgh accent you met one magical summer abroad who, let's face it, isn't coming back)
-have somehow developed an inexplicable fetish for dorky white guys and need to get that out of your system. (I'm here to help)
-broke up with your ex more than a month ago and didn't just sign up yesterday in an "I'll show 'im!" frenzy between entire pints of tear-soaked H?gen-Dazs
-appreciate that I put an umlaut on H?gen-Dazs
-are in a "good place" to date. (i.e. can answer "yes" to the above in the presence of your holy text-or a Dawkins book for you atheists)

Note- I *rarely* send the first message here, because I'm as loath to send a one-sentence "hey, sup mama" as you are to receive it

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Political interests, Shopping/Antiques, Video games
Sports & exercise:
Walking / Hiking, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

I'm raising two cats all on my own! Who said fatherhood was difficult? Ask me about them. They're essentially my little wingmen.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
Nicholls State University, Thibodaux, LA
For fun:

New places (want to explore Austin!), getting drinks, strolls in nice weather, movies at the Bijou (picture me and 20 senior citizens). When alone, reading over coffee (a soothing ritual, my blue blanket if you will). Anything artsy or creative.

Favorite hot spots:

There's a stretch of the riverwalk in King William between the Blue Star and downtown I love walking on cooler days. It's residential so it's peaceful. Not enough space to list my favorite restaurants, but I have plenty, especially around Broadway.

Favorite things:

Books (see below), film (ask about my favorite directors), politics, intense discussion, moody felines, illustration, folksy-sounding acoustic music, lattes without 10 tablespoons of syrup, chocolate chip scones, pecan porter, stormy days

Last read:

Favorite books are A Confederacy of Dunces, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Tin Drum, Gravity's Rainbow, Catch-22, Light in August, Lolita, Midnight's Children, some Kafka, some nonfiction, especially Matt Taibbi's political column.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'8" (172cms)
4'5" (134cms) to 7'0" (213cms)
Body type:
About average
About average, Curvy, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial
No preference

WAS a gallery assistant for an angry little insect of a man. Now I'm in a grown-up cubicle doing "customer metrics." Pay's not phenomenal but I get by. Not Coach-bag-on-our-three-month-anniversary get by, but pay-for-dinner-without-a-Groupon get by

Income:
I'll tell you later
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I'm your standard-issue youngish bearded white guy (eggshell tint). Originally from southeast Louisiana, I once came with a Cajun accent, but that feature's been thankfully disabled. I still sometimes say "abott" in place of "about."

Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

I'm agnostic, so my partner's religion (or lack of) really isn't a factor to me. If it works for her, who am I to judge? I am "spiritual" and find myself believing in fate on occasion. It varies.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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