Currently looking to fill an internal, full time, temp to perm position in my life. Title is "girlfriend." Great benefits, opportunity for growth and advancement as well as other perks. In order to qualify for this position you must have a minimum of combined 3 years relationship experience, a job, reliable transportation, an education, your own living space, an understanding of what you are looking for, a clean cheating record, no prior breakups based on craziness and a solid sense of humor. Please attach your resume for consideration. All qualified candidates will be contacted within 24.
