So why am I on Match.com?
Three main reasons.
1. My ankle bracelet precludes me from leaving my house.
2. I've totally exhausted the supply of women who live near me.
3. I don't have the muscle control to 'wink' on my own.
Do you need help opening that pickle jar? Can't quite reach that object on top of the fridge? Look no further -- you have found your match. Like most guys, I probably think I'm funnier and better looking than I actually am. I'd like to find someone who is clever, witty, and sarcastic enough to put me in my place.
I'm also looking for someone who is honest, smart and funny. I enjoy exploring and I think that there are some really cool things to do around here. If you also partake in hiking, basketball, tennis, or camping(or would like to), perhaps we have something in common. I also get a kick out of cooking and eating out. This is a really open ended question, so I'll stop before I go way out of bounds.
I haven't dated much and I work from a home office. I've never been a part of 'My Face Space Book' or any of that stuff and do not enjoy advertising myself.
Other than that, this looks great and I can't wait to meet you.
