"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly," says comedian Steven Wright. Rodney Dangerfield says, "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too." Now that is comedy. Steven Wright, Rodney Dangerfield, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld, Dana Carvey....are just some of the comedians who I truly enjoy.
I enjoy laughing and making other people laugh. I think that laughter and comedy are extremely important. Sometimes, I wonder about things. For example, do the band members of Weezer have respiratory problems? Were the Quakers the first ever seismologists? Do members of the Fine Young Cannibals eat their fans? I am a rebel because I drive 61 miles per hour in a 60 mile per hour zone. I am flexible because I can bend my fingers. I read "The Weekly Standard" on a monthly basis, and I had difficulty watching "20/20" because I am 20/40 in my left eye and 20/50 in my right eye.
I'm looking for a woman who has a good sense of humor and who likes my jokes (or at least acts like she likes my jokes). I enjoy working out, fine dining, discussing current events, going to events related to Judaism and Israel, and going to baseball games and to movies. I enjoy spending time with my family.