I am ambitious, manly (after the surgery..if you aren't laughing, exit now), confident and honest. I'm an expert in crossword puzzles and ironing shirts with that spray bottle stuff. I think the Kardashians should all be impaled:) ** segway to more serious stuff approaching** Looking for a woman with an exceptional sense of humor, enjoys travel, and is deeply passionate. Spontaneity and culinary skills are a plus. If you are addicted to reality TV, Nordstroms or excessive tanning; we won't get along. If you have a pet dog that resembles a rat, that's cool..just don't bring it over. If your main activity is in-line skating, you must be willing to teach me.
I enjoy oceans. I enjoy beaches. I enjoy frozen chocolate.
I enjoy referring to friends and siblings as "kid." It's actually very endearing when heard in person.
If you are on a similar plane of consciousness, the balls in your court. (love to use cheesy idioms)
