Hello and thanks for shopping! I am today's Blue Light Special! Do you cheer for the underdog? Think mean people do stink! Like old fashioned values, morals and integrity or just like to window shop? I don’t know much about advertising but I will give it a shot. I always take one for the road, I prefer the one less traveled! One of what? It all depends on the road! A thunderstorm and a bad scary movie. Doing anything outside. Good jokes……...especially when it is at my expense! I can be a little shy. However, I would never admit to it.......oops! I am no shallow Hal, nor complex, quick to smile and a witty goof. I have been fortunate to grow up in a strong and supportive family full of want to be comedians. They have taught me how to love, laugh and weather a bad storm. I consider myself confident, compassionate and considerate of others to a fault. Like the fine things in life but tend to slurp on the simple things. I have twin 6 year old children that are the sparkle in my eye and my life. Friends consider me a good cook. I am not sure if it is because I have not poisoned anyone or they just like the free food. I love irony and sarcasm. I try not to take life to seriously but I do understand there are times when you have to put your big boy pants on. Some consider me old school. If you consider opening doors for strangers, being polite to others or generosity to those in need, I am guilty. My match? She would be able to laugh at herself and my bad jokes. Not too critical of others. A generous heart. Intelligent and witty. She would like to put on a little black dress but would prefer jeans. Not afraid to get dirty. Family oriented. A sense of adventure and willing to take risks. Down to earth and low to moderate maintenance. She would consider a relationship a partnership in crime. A good soul with a positive attitude towards life and others. She would enjoy teaching as much as learning. Last but not least she would be my best friend.