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34 year old man
Peoria, Illinois, United States

Seeking:
women 27-42
Within:
Miles of Peoria, Illinois, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I am a dynamic figure that has been a subject of numerous documentaries. I woo women with my sensuous trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines at unflagging speeds. I can cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. I was the first member to have a Members Only jacket. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award winning operas and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. I am an expert in Stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. I once handcuffed a man in less than 13 seconds.

Using a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a hoard of furious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Atlanta Braves. When I am bored I build large suspension in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesday’s after work I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I once ate 4 Hungry Man dinners in one sitting.

I am an abstract artist, concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy lingerie. I do not perspire. I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number 9 many times and have the prizes to prove it. I bat 400. My floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know that exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week and when I do I sleep in a chair. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I waive, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are paid. On weekends to let off steam I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary 4 course meals using only mold and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bull fights in Madrid, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played hamlet, performed open heart surgery and spoken with Elvis. Some would say that I have lived a full life but I would disagree because I have not found the women of my dreams….. could you be what I am missing?

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I like making animal figures out of balloons. I enjoy doing magic tricks, Godzilla movies, camping in cemeteries, underwater bowling and site seeing at federal penitentiaries, holding up liquor stores and driving in reverse on the interstate.

Favorite hot spots:

At last count I had 13 passports. Most places I travel I cannot disclose. I am a VIP at Medieval Times. I am hoping to go to Darwin Minnasota this year to see the worlds largest ball of twine.

Favorite things:

I enjoy cooking and graduated first in my class at the French Culinary Institute. I invented the walking taco. I once played a reality show about myself. I was the voice behind the group Milli Vanille.

Last read:

I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, War and Peace and David Cooperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dinning room set.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I am an actor, director and publisher of many famous works that have never been discovered.

Income:
$150,001+
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference

I grew up Catholic but converted to Buddhism after giving the Dalai Lama badminton lessons.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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