Ambitious: Without a doubt
Confident: Yes, but not cocky.
Funny: I've been known to have a group break out in uncontrollable laughter for hours on end based on my witty repartee. Ok that was a slight exaggeration, at least a solid minute of hearty laughter.
Rich: No private plane yet. Liquid though.
Cute: Not sure, I don't judge guys' cuteness (yeah, I took the easy way out on that one)
Educated: Yes, completed my doctorate (not the kind that actually helps heal people, the kind that creates questions and then tries to answer said questions, then readers mostly skip to the intro and conclusion portions of my actual work)- best part, no student loan debt.. fist pump!
Has a good job: Yes, in fact, a great job that I really enjoy. I'm very lucky.
Able to hold a conversation: Some say (during our long, intriguing, and invigorating talks..)
Full head of luscious hair: yes, see pictures
Beer belly: no, see pictures
Tall: Most likely taller than you in heels. (you in heels, not me..haha)
Door holder: Definitely
Able to handle occasional erratic behavior: Yes, we all have our moments
Watch sports: Buckeye football games, but ESPN won't be on 24/7. However, DIY and HGTV might.
Willing to watch your favorite shows on TV: Yes
Fix cars: I pay for people to do that.
Personally fix broken stuff that doesn't require 2 years in trade school or an immersive apprenticeship: Yes
My ideal match:
A woman that likes to laugh and have a good time, doesn't take herself too seriously, is ok to be the partner of a solid guy with kids, can be comfortable in social situations - including, but not limited to, home relaxing, having a good time with friends, and being a beacon of beauty, class, and poise at group gatherings (did I go too far with that one..?) Essentially, I want to look across the table at dinner with you and feel like I’m the luckiest guy in the world to have found you.
I would love to be friends first because I think that’s the natural way to connect with someone. I guess there may be some that believe in the whole "first sight" thing, which is cool, but I would love to find a woman of substance - not just a hottie... but both would be great!
I'm pretty sure that covers most of the important stuff. If those fit your description, give me a shout!