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The Globe and Mail writes, "Queen_B is astounding, heart-throbbing and highly addictive."
The Chicago Tribune exclaimed, "You'll be astonished. It's like Disney World in a package."
Okay, time to be serious here....
During my tenure online, I've managed to surmise a number of things (aside from the internet being a haven for sexual predators).
People have varying definitions of "average, athletic and thin". To say the least!
If you're hoping to land the woman of your dreams you may want to reconsider the pics taken on cell phones that make you look like a prehistoric photocopy
If you're looking to reel the "catch of the day" complete with a primary education, try littering your profile with spelling and grammatical errors. If you know the difference between there, their, and they're, and you spell it BOY not boi, you receive a chocolate chip cookie.
Showing pictures of your pet iguana, your backyard or the sunset does not scream contact me. While I do love animals, seeing 100 pictures of your dog and only one picture of you usually means something is up.
Joining a dating site to meet people but refusing to post a picture may liken you to desiring others that are visually impaired.
Simply desiring chat or email as an option is akin to picking a random number out of the phone book and calling them up for conversation.
Starting a conversation with Hey Babe, Hi, or Your Hot, has potential daters rushing for the reply button in almost every instance (not).
OK, but now seriously, I'm gonna be serious. Not that I wasn't before. Just a tad more serious now.
I'm on here to meet free-spirited and fun-loving people. On the weekends, I typically get together with friends for a pub night, or sometimes at a nightclub or lounge downtown. I do enjoy the typical 'girly' things, like movies and shopping but my other hobbies include eating, cooking, reading and sleeping.
Being real, or yourself, is extremely important to me. I actively try to live my life by this ideal, and usually see far more true beauty in those who are genuine, as opposed to those who are posers, play games, and adore drama--it screams insecurity guys! I love a great sense of humor. If you can keep up with me in that department, it will be a huge plus.
If you're interested in knowing more, feel free to send me a message :)