A few things you should know about me...
I am the life of parties I have never attended.
I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
I have a bear skin rug. The bear is still alive, just too afraid to move
Sharks have a week dedicated to me.
Both sides of my pillow are cool.
If I were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
When in Rome, they do as I do.
