Ok so you know when they say ?when life gives you lemons....? well, life didn't hand them to me instead it chunked them at me, knocked me out, and you tubed it. This is my attempt to make some damn lemonade. I am not here for a wham bam thank you ma'am or to find ?the one? (wait, did that phrase scare you lol) I'm here to find a partner in crime; then we can take on the world.
If I tell you everything what's there for you to find out? And no, I will not be your friend on fb for a while, that's like telling you my whole life in cliff notes....pick up the phone, talk to me, find out who I am and what I like the way we used to in the old days.
If you think that having a kid and being divorced is baggage, stop reading now.
I am easy going and get along with most people. I have realized that it takes way more energy to go through life complaining about things rather than to find the good in everything that happens to you.I laugh at myself all the time because taking myself to seriously would only stress me out!
I'm an old fashioned kinda girl who wants to be swept off her feet by the irresistible gentleman. I expect to have doors opened for me and be treated like a lady.
I love any type of music especially when it's played in an outside venue like The Woodlands Pavilion or on the patio of any bar or lounge. I love dancing to latin and country music.
I don't really like being a morning person but I have this really cute alarm clock in the form of a handsome 2 year old that goes off at 730am sharp!
I love all types of food and good wine. For that reason I have to work my butt off to maintain this lol I could not function without working out at least 4 times a week. It's my therapy!
I am an awesome fan! Whether it's rooting for the pros or for friends and family on little league! Want some bonus brownie points...take me tailgating or the Texans Grille, that'll put a smile on this girls face for sure! If you are a Cowboys fan, do us both a favor and just stop reading and move on to the next one. Thanks.
I believe that everything happens for a reason, cliche I know, but it does. You can't go through life trying to figure out why because you may never know. I believe you should love those you love you and forget those who don't. Don't go through life trying to make everyone happy because the only person's feelings you can control are your own. The way you react to what happens to you will dictate how happy you will be. You can't change peoples reality.
I deserve to be happy and loved unconditionally. I want someone who does things just to put a smile on my face because I want to do the same thing for you.
I can wear a Texans jersey just as well as an apron as I cook your favorite meal and clean the house. I have to be honest with you and say that I miss my former life of being a full time mom and wife, I was good at it! But I don't do dishes, that's why someone invented the dishwasher!
I can get down and dirty flipping tires and lifting weights but get pissed if it ruins my manicure! I think I clean up pretty well.
My family is the most important thing to me. We're kind of like the Kardashians, mess with one of us and deal with ALL of us. We're not part of a gang or the mafia or anything, we just know that in the end we'll be there for each other.
So now that you've read about the PERFECT girl, make your move.
