Happy girl looking for someone to amuse. I am enthusiastic, sarcastic, and dualistic. I love my job and my dog. Recently moved 1460 miles from home and I'm thinking I need to find a nice, genuine, man to date.
Likes: Music all the time, uncontrollable smiling, being domestic, being hugged, being laughed at/with, settling disagreements with a google search, all sorts of art from the sacred to the profane, children's books, buddhist teachings, political humor, tattoos, vegetables, drinking wine (french wine especially), fancy cocktails made by fancy bartenders (extra points if they're wearing a vest), clean bathrooms, nicely made beds, being healthy, museums, concerts, music festivals, daydreaming, shoes (especially by Jeffrey Campbell), quoting rappers, Rachel Maddow, fashiony fashion things, calling things "emo", hot rods, Old Spice, inappropriate jokes, pretending to be offended by inappropriate jokes, talking to my friends and family for hours, high five-ing strangers, comfortable silence, sea things, a man who can start a fire, making fun of online dating, veggie burgers with bacon, and being ironic.
Dislikes: Single nipple piercings, bad tippers, people who don't think I'm funny, Nickelback, Juggalos, Skechers, cigarettes, rudeness, people who only eat fast food, men who drink apple martinis, YOLO t-shirts, wearing heels to the gym, leaving your phone on during yoga, people who don't like dogs, people who take themselves too seriously, arrogance, meanness, ketchup, and excessive armpit hair.