I have everything figured out. Everything I associate with is trendy, every guy I interact with wants to date me and every girl I meet is desperate to be my friend. I speak my mind and command a room by just being in it. I don't wait in line at clubs or bars. My life is basically an episode of The Hills.
If you could combine the hotness of Kate Moss with the wit of Chelsea Handler, and the F-off vibe of Anna Wintour, you would have yourself...well...Me.
I always get what I want. I'm constantly trying to gain success in a man's world while still being hot and fun and envied.
Haters and nice people may label me as 'narcissistic' but I know that believing in myself is all it takes for everyone else to believe in me.
-Surprise body acne
-Gets really drunk and does weird stuff.
-Eerily close to your sister. Bonding about how much of an ass your dad is, fine. Doing this while she sits on your lap, not fine.
-Eats even less than me. You're a guy!
-Is weird with Facebook.
-Uses excessive emoticons or exclamation points.
All I want is everything.