I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I use more time then 24/7 allows for. I spell Matt with an "@" symbol, M@. I woo women with my sensuous and god like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I was scouted by the Yankees. I enjoy urban hang gliding. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
All joking aside, I'm a class act, perhaps even a bit of a class clown still, but trust me on this one, I'm a very happy person who is determined to get the most out of life every day. I've got an amazing family, great friends and a successful job. I moved back home after 5yrs away in Savannah, GA and right now I'm hoping to meet someone up here that wants to enjoy the heck out of life as much as I do. Stay golden Ponyboy!
