1.You'll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane
2.I'll push you on the swings
3.We'll make history together
4.You'll feel safe in my arms
5.I won't get mad when you take 2 hours to get ready and all we're doing is going to the grocery store
6.I can cook
7.I have all my teeth
8.You'll love my dorkiness
9.I'm magically delicious
10.I've never been Punk'd
11.There isn't anything you can't tell me
12.I'll randomly send you flowers when you least expect it
13.I come with an extended warranty
14.I didn't vote for either George Bush
15.I LOVE coffee
16.I'll share my Carne Asada fries with you after a night of drinking
17."I don't drink beer often, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"
18.I'm stronger than I look
19.I'll bring you chicken soup when you're sick
20.I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop
21.I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear
22.I'll make fun of you
23.I won't talk smack about your friends
24.I'll listen to you even when the game is on
25.I recycle
26.I've never been to O.J. Simpson's house
27.I take a shower every day
28.I've got skills... nunchuck skills.. no really... I do
29.I don't smoke and hope you don't either
30.I floss
31.I don't chew tobacco
32.I'm a funny clumsy drunk
33.I'll give you my undivided attention when you want to rant about your day
34.I'll sit with you in silence and just appreciate your company
35.I've never cried over spilled milk
36.I'll hold your hand when we walk through the mall
37.I wash dishes
38.I don't mess up when I do the laundry
39.I'll let you touch my chest to feel how fast my heart races when you're near me
40.You can't stop reading this
41.I was never a guest on Fear Factor
42.I'll help you find your keys
43.Your mom will love me
44.I think romantic comedies are cool
45.I never say never. Except when I do.
46.I won't sleep with anyone when we're on a break. (Please tell me you know where that's from)
47.I don't litter
48.I donate blood as often as I can
49.I don't care that you have your guy friends
50.I give to charity when I can
51.I've never looked directly in the sun
52.I'll appreciate all the little things you do for me and show you that I do
53.I took the Pepsi challenge and won
54.I won the lottery once
55.You'll look cute wearing my favorite shirt
56.I would never yell fire in a crowded theater
57.I tell my dad I love him
58.I don't eat yellow snow
59.Your chin will fit just right on my shoulder when I'm holding you close
60.You're getting very sleepy
61.I've never been on Jerry Springer
62.You won't be able to get me out of your head
63.I can bend it like Beckham
64.I've never tested positive on Maury's show
65.I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down
66.I never run with scissors
67.I dOn'T tYpE LiKe tHis
68.I can find Waldo almost every time
69.You really dig this list
70.I practice yoga
71.I think Dave Chappelle is hilarious
72.I own a Corgi
73.I never put my fingers in the light socket
74.I'm a Scorpio
75.I wear glasses
76.I'm pretty damn funny
77.I'm not a doctor and never played one on T.V. either
78.You really would dig chillin with me on the couch just doing nothing
79.I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, you won't have to strain to look into my eyes
80.I'll let you beat me at Connect 4
81.Everyone digs an Asian guy and you're in luck! I'm Asian!
82.After reading this far you've invested too much time already... might as well e-mail me
I'm looking for someone cool and awesome who I can share coffee with, have breakfast with, walk through a farmers market, share a museum tuesday, and other fun days.
If anything... you just might meet someone totally awesome!
