**NO McProfiles or Mall Sushi Please!! **
Hi! Thanks for clicking on me. If you think you are a phunny guy, I'm always up for some playful, witty banter. Please DO NOT message me if you don't have a posted pic on your profile. Even if I'm not what you are looking for, I hope you cracked a smile and laughed while reading my profile! Speaking of profiles...it seems like many I read all say pretty much the SAME thing, so I call it a McProfile" ...cuz it has been served to BILLIONS. LOL!! I've included an example below for you. :)
"I'm not good at writing about myself, but here I go. I'm tired of the bar scene, so I thought I'd give this a shot. My friends would say that I am honest, loyal, and witty. I appreciate the little things in life and I don't sweat the small stuff. I am DRAMA free and I'd like to keep it that way. I stay active and do anything that I can outdoors. I can appreciate fine dining, but I'd prefer to find those hole in the wall places. I love sushi and anything ethnic. I'm looking for my partner in crime. Friends first, then we can see where it takes us. I want a girl who can look as good in a jeans and a tshirt as she does in a dinner dress. Natural beauty comes from within with me, though. I've got almost everything I need in life... except you!! So what are you waiting for??"
Well...I've talked to a lot of people on here and I`ve discovered that the McProfile is not exactly accurate for some on this site. I've come up with a more accurate profile description... THIS is what many guys' profiles should say if they were being HONEST!! Please feel free to copy and paste my "Honest Profile" writeup if you feel it accurately describes you. ENJOY!!
"I like to hang out with my roommates, eat cold pizza and Subway, drink cheap beer and energy drinks. My job sucks but it pays the rent. I'm not actually the person who I've pictured on my profile. I sorta look like that guy, but I'm a bit heavier and I have a lot less hair. Also, the guy in the picture has nice teeth, but I'm saving up money to get my teeth fixed. I'm looking for a job right now and I hope to find one with health benefits. I have a bit of a drinking problem and I smoke often, but I'm working on making myself a less addicted person. I should get my driver's license back in about 18 months so I'm really excited. I'd like to meet at a bar (If you don't mind picking me up first at my apartment) and buy u a drink. Dinner can be too expensive and I'm not sure I'll get my moneys worth if you know what I mean... so send me a message if you are willing to come home with me on the first date. We are both adults and I won't judge you... promise." ( Note: there is always a little bit of truth behind every joke!!)
Besides the McProfiles... I've also talked to a lot of "MALL SUSHI" people. What I mean by "MALL SUSHI" is taking a Japanese luxury delicacy and reducing the quality so it can be mass produced for the low, low price of $7.99. Where am I going with this sushi thing? If I go out for sushi, I don't want "fake" sushi... same goes for dating. I'm not interested in fake people- pics aren't real, profile is inflated, and intentions aren't genuine. I am real and I need to know you are real, too. I am not looking for "FUN" or hookups with no meaning. My time (and yours) is too valuable to waste on meaningless connections. I would like to find a person with integrity. Honesty and loyalty are a MUST!. Trust me, I am def NOT a NEGATIVE NETTIE but I would like to make my expectations clear from the start. I love to have fun and enjoy playful banter. Although I have a wicked sense of humor, I also have a very good filter so you can still take me out in public! Oh... I am a sucker for a beautiful smile and great hair!! If you have dimples--- I am in real trouble cuz I won't be able to say "no" to you.
Message me if you are not a McProfile/Mall Sushi guy!! Best of LUCK!!