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41 year old woman
Bloomington, Illinois, United States

Seeking:
men 35-45
Within:
70 Miles of Bloomington, Illinois, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

UPDATE:
I've found so many DISHONEST people on this site. So, I guess I have to make it really clear that I am not interested in fake profiles- pics aren't real, profile is inflated, and intentions aren't genuine. I am real and I need to know you are real, too. I am not looking for "FUN" or hookups with no meaning. My time is too valuable to waste on meaningless connections. Trust me, I am def NOT a NEGATIVE NETTIE but I would like to make my expectations clear from the start. I love to have fun and enjoy playful banter. Although I have a wicked sense of humor, I also have a very good filter so you can still take me out in public! Oh... I am a sucker for a beautiful smile and great hair!!

No need to message me if:
- you don't live in Illinois
- you are struggling with alcoholism, drugs, mental issues, or PTSD
- you want casual sex
- you need money
- you have a DUI or any violent crime arrests
- you always smell like: stanky armpit, cat piss, alcohol, or illegal drugs
- you think hunting camo is good first date attire
- you have a wife
- you have no pic or fake pics on your profile
- you want nude photos of me
- you have no job

Thanks for clicking on me. I'm Susie and I hope you cracked a smile and laughed while reading my profile so far. Speaking of profiles...it seems like most all say pretty much the SAME thing, so I call it a McProfile because it has been served to BILLIONS. LOL!! I've included an example below for you. :)

McProfile:
"I'm not good at writing about myself, but here I go. I'm tired of the bar scene, so I thought I'd give this a shot. My friends would say that I am honest, loyal, and witty. I appreciate the little things in life and I don't sweat the small stuff. I am DRAMA free and I'd like to keep it that way. I stay active and do anything that I can outdoors. I can appreciate fine dining, but I'd prefer to find those hole in the wall places. I love sushi and anything ethnic. I'm looking for my partner in crime. Friends first, then we can see where it takes us. I want a girl who can look as good in a jeans and a tshirt as she does in a dinner dress. Natural beauty comes from within with me, though. I've got almost everything I need in life... except you!! So what are you waiting for??"

Well...I've talked to a lot of people on here and I`ve discovered that the McProfile is not exactly accurate for some on this site. I've come up with a more accurate profile description... THIS is what many guys' profiles should say if they were being HONEST!! Please feel free to copy and paste my "Honest Profile" writeup if you feel it accurately describes you. ENJOY!!

Honest Profile:
"I like to hang out with my roommates, eat cold pizza and Subway, drink cheap beer and energy drinks. My job sucks but it pays the rent. I'm not actually the person who I've pictured on my profile. I'm looking for a job right now and I hope to find one with health benefits. I have a bit of a drinking problem and I smoke often, but I'm working on making myself a less addicted person. I should get my driver's license back in about 18 months so I'm really excited. I'd like to meet at a bar (If you don't mind picking me up first at my apartment) and buy u a drink. Dinner can be too expensive and I'm not sure I'll get my moneys worth if you know what I mean... so send me a message if you are willing to come home with me on the first date. We are both adults and I won't judge you... promise."

OK… so I can apparently type a lot and I'm sarcastically funny. What else? I have a great fun personality and a huge heart. I'm looking for my best friend, my biggest cheerleader, my shoulder to cry on, the first person I tell of good news, and the only person I can trust with bad news. Life is more fun when you have someone to share it with. I'm looking for "US" instead of "ME". I have the "S" of "US" figured out… it is Susie (me)! Now, all I need is "U"!!

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Dancing, Soccer, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
Illinois State University, Normal, IL
For fun:

Gotta love some TOSH.0 !! Ridiculousness (Rob Dyrdek) - both HILARIOUS! Comedians: Kevin Hart and Daniel Tosh (dah) I am an "easy keeper" so I don't require an agenda. I appreciate nice dinners, but I can be happy with Redbox & pizza!

Favorite things:

Gotta love FATurdays!!! I'm strict with my diet during the week, but I get to enjoy some carbs on Saturday. Hence...I call it "FATurday!" (FATurday and FUNday are the two best days of the week) I love Moscato wine and Italian food.

Last read:

Honestly not a big reader. I am a visual person, so I'd prefer to watch a YouTube video on it. LOL!!! Recently, I started watching "Kony 2012" - -2 hours later- - "Is Best Buy's HDTV Calibration Worth It?" saying... HOW DID I GET HERE??????

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
5'10" (177cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Green
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Blonde
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Grey
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Occasionally
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Architecture / Interior design
No preference

I had been working as a interior decorator and mural artist for the ABC show Extreme Makeover-Home Edition. Since the show ended, I have formed a partnership to rehab bank owned properties.

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
Probably not
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

English/ Irish ......... as in "Oh BLOODY HELL, Good MARN'N to YAH!"

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

B.S. CHEMISTRY (Organic Chemistry) and BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES

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