PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
Here we have for your consideration (honestly) the nicest, sweetest, sexiest, romantic, most caring, laid back, disarming, non controlling, GREAT KISSER, best shape, ridiculously successful, protects against spiders, God fearing, great hair, great teeth (floss, brush, and mouthwash twice daily (no cavities WOW!), great body, easy going, charismatic, great cook, door opening, excellent toilet lid closer, guitar playing, singing, kids love me, bears love me, ex's love me, nice to old ladies and animals, great in the sack, no gross things growing out of my body anywhere, no weird body noises and or odors, comes with 20 year extended warranty, and the most genuine, all american, and humble man on the planet... Oh, excellent cook too!
Think about this for a minute.........that's a great setup!
