I think having a midget giraffe for a pet would be AWESOME! Im in no way trying to offend midgets. I just need the giraffe to be small enough to be a house giraffe. A full size adult giraffe would never fit at the end of my bed. Believe me… I would know.
I often like asking random questions that probably don't make much sense. For example, "Can blind people park in handicap spaces?" I like to ponder everyday life such as, "If Chinese people serve you in a chinese restaurant why dont homeless people make your sandwiches at Subway?"
I've done the whole college/grad school thing and work a full time job... Im established but Im missing that silly partner. Someone who ... hold on, laptop is about to die. Need to go get my charger. Ok, Im back... cares less about what others may think about them and more about what they can do to get a laugh. You're just not living if you're not laughing. The End.
PS I just moved here from Orange County, California. Lets go surfing on Lake Michigan!! :)
PPS I dont like smelly people. Sooooo.... if you smell please take a bath before you message me. Use soap.
PPPS You must like giraffes. Because giraffes are cool! Some of them even run toy stores and toys are fun! qed.
