SWMS (Single White Male Superhero) seeks a superheroine partner who’s able to perform acts of bravery and derring-do. Truth and a strong sense of justice are required. Diabolical villains with too much kryptonite-filled baggage need not apply.
By day, I’m a mild mannered comic book editor. By night, I fight back the forces of evil lurking in Los Angeles: rude drivers, traffic, vapid automatons, shallowness, vanity, urban sprawl, smog monsters, and a serious lack of architectural cohesion.
Much like my pal Clark Kent, I grew up on a farm in the heartland—Wisconsin, to be exact. But now the Metropolis of LA is my home, and there is much to fight for: Griffith Park, the beach at night, the old movie palaces downtown, the Bradbury Building, seeing live music at The Wiltern and the El Rey, seeing indie flicks before the rest of the country, eating an amazing meal at a restaurant that’s in a strip mall, Giant Robot, funky Silver Lake shops, and amazing friends and sidekicks…
Stats (on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the highest):
Intelligence: 10
Strength: 7
Speed: 7
Endurance: 8
Agility: 9
Weaknesses:
• A woman with a twisted sense of humor
• A strong, independent woman
• Brainy women with glasses
• Quirky former geeks whose alter ego is an ultra vixen
• A woman who is passionate and fights for what she believes in
