I'm smart, funny, energetic and reasonably attractive. I practice good dental hygiene, bathe regularly and eat my vegetables. I can change a flat tire, play the piano and am an excellent speller. Your parents & friends will like me and you'll like my parents & friends.
What am I looking for? First off, someone who will lie about how we met (maybe tell people we met at a methadone clinic?). Beyond that, I'm fairly flexible.