Studies show you only have 3 seconds to capture a women’s attention with online dating. I hope you’re a fast reader because I’m clearly wasting time.
I’m the kind of guy who gets excited about little things. I like any clothing garment with a hood, the smell of anything new, Trident Splash gum, and really comfortable pillows. I’m passionate about making breakfast every day. I'm a total goofball, kind of a douche bag, occasionally mean, and generally in a good mood. Over the years I have certainly done my fair share of trouble making. I’ve been banned from intramural sports in college, accidentally flipped a golf cart with my father riding passenger, and been arrested by a park ranger, (evidently it is illegal to ride bikes in a national park, and I don’t mean motorcycles). But I'm a pretty good guy at heart.
I like to make big decisions by flipping a coin. I like rap, hip hop, motown music, some dub step, and electronic music. However I have literally no dancing abilities. I've been known to do donuts in parking lots when it snows, think headed seats are amazing. I've also been a dedicated Cleveland sports fan my entire life, even though it usually ends in disappointment. Ladies if that doesn't scream that I can be committed, I don’t know what does.
Dislikes? I can’t stand automated customer service machines, and usually just scream gibberish at these until I get a real service rep on the phone. Sorry ladies, but I think Burt’s Bees is a totally over rated chapstick. I 've never had a Facebook. I hate getting soggy fries at the drive-thru, and people who cant use the self check-out.
What am I looking for? I guess at the end of the day I'm really just looking for someone who's loyal, faithful and generally has a good heart. Hopefully it's you.