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39 year old man
Chicago, Illinois, United States

Seeking:
women 27-35
Within:
20 Miles of Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I have written a novel, a memoir, and a serialized novella. But to save your time, I work as a bartender. Please, do not be intimidated by my stupidity, as I do know enough about statistics to avoid falling meteors. I set my alarm less than ten times per year and yet am awake by 8 every morning. I trust my sense of smell too much, but at least it keeps me away from the Jewel. The batteries on my television remote died a few months ago; maybe I'll replace them by January. Avoiding traffic is a high priority. I show up early to everything in person and show up late to everything online. I would rather walk around the city for three hours than watch a baseball game. Please respect that I keep myself in good shape but will not jog. That is probably the one thing I am most confident that I will not do. Is it just me, or are there not enough frisbees in the parks?

I am finished with this here thingamajig very soon, all of the excitement has worn me out. Adjectives too. They have worn me out as well. Goodbye.
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Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Golf, Skiing, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I am not afraid of being judged by a cat.

Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Leo
College:
Indiana University Bloomington, Bloomington, IN
For fun:

Skydiving, starting dance parties, eating, poker, road trips, eating, urban wandering, using a wrench, eating, going onstage, catching live theater, eating, running around a yard with dogs and/or children

Favorite hot spots:

I know where to eat and where to relax. If I knew hot spots I'd be there now and not on the internet.

Favorite things:

Cheese, beer, NFL, walking, swimming, international soccer, my family, tacos, the Onion, making guacamole, taking risks in the kitchen

Last read:

Some favorites include Cormac McCarthy, Barbara Tuchman, Confederacy of Dunces, Richard Price, Gore Vidal, The Kite Runner

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'3" (190cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian

German and Bohemian

Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English, Spanish
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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