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30 year old man
Miami, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 21-29
Within:
100 Miles of Miami, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

NO CREEPY GIRLS.

Whenever I get a package of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser" and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars Inc., along with a 3 x 5 card reading "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free ½ pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can only be one.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Cycling, Football, Golf, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
Favorite hot spots:

New restaurants. Although, nothing beats a good home-cooked meal. I'll make an Italian meal so delicious, you'll want to kiss me.....but you'll get nowhere near me with your horrible garlic breath.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
Blue, Brown, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Other
Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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