So I just moved all the way from the North Pole straight to Miami Beach. It was hard saying good bye to all of my Arctic friends, especially my BFF Tyrone “the Penguin”. They warned me of all the crazy things that go on in South Beach and made sure that I packed my speedos and extra suntan lotion.
Now I am here and it’s taken me a bit to adjust to the fun night life, crazy but sexy people and warm beaches. Back there I was selling ice to Eskimos and here I am trying my luck selling hot soup on the beach. I'm thinking business is going to boom now that its summer time.
My wardrobe only consists of Santa suits and Ugg's (so ten years ago:) If you are into having fun and going on adventures like taking me to the mall to help me pick out some clothes to match my yellow pocodot speedo then you found your "match".