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30 year old man
Huntington Beach, California, United States

Seeking:
women 18-31
Within:
50 Miles of Huntington Beach, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm new to match.com, but so far I see match as sort of the worst wingman ever. Here's my real world example of how it would go if me and match went to a club together:

Match: hey, check out those girls over there.
Me: pretty
Match: you should try dating them.
Me: really? Which one.
Match: I don't know, try all of them.
Me: all of them? What should I say.
Match: um...just wink
Me: wink? Do people still wink?
Match: yea!
Me: you want me to wink at all of them. 6 girls?
Match: might as well!
Me: okay, I did it. Now what?
Match: you wait!
Me: nothing's happening.
Match: hmmm. Guess I was wrong.
Match: okay, try all those girls over there. I talked to them earlier. They're perfect for you.
Me: really? How do you figure.
Match: well, you both want kids someday, for one....
Me: uh, that's good...and?
Match: um. You both like food? oh and you're both fine with cats.
Me: Wow, It's like they're my soul mates. all 7 of them. or whichever one responds to one of my eyes closing. It might be easier if you tell me which girls don't like food. That might be a sign.

[winks]

Me:Hey, one of them winked back! Now what?
Match: um, you're on your own. Can I have some more money? I'm gonna go wait in the car.

Anyway, here goes nothin'!

First of all, if you're not looking for a badboy, buyer beware. I'm all rebel, no cause. For example, the other day, i walked right out of the bank holding the teller's pen. Didn't even think twice about it. I mean, yeah, i later returned it when i realized what i had done, but still....reckless, i know. I don't know what I'm looking for, exactly. I love meeting new people. Everyone in your life will not affect you equally, but I do believe people are like puzzle pieces. Some people spend a lot of effort trying to fit two pieces together that just aren't meant to be. When I find my matching piece, I have hopes that I'll know. Until then, might as well keep looking through the box. I promise, I didn't get that line from Daniel Stern's narrative while watching Wonder Years on Netlix.

I like to spend time with people who understand who I am, and are not afraid to laugh when things seem heavy. My idea of a good time is a couple of beers and losing track of the clock. I'm under the opinion that if you're enjoying someone's company, it doesn't really matter what you happen to be doing and time melts. I enjoy women who make me smile by being themselves. Who are cute without knowing it and without making a big deal about it. I don't ask for a lot, just honesty and reliability. I have the tendency to be goofy because I am a goof. Don't worry though, I also have the tendency to be adorable (i mean, if my grandma's opinion counts). A lot of girls seem to gravitate towards thick necked, creatine soaked bros with testosterone so thick, you can cut it with a knife. I mean, sure that can be fun, except at least with me, you won't have to worry about patching any holes in the wall after the 9ers lose the "big game". I tend to make myself the butt of the joke. No one can self deprecate quite like me. After all, I've been putting up with me for 28 years; I'm like the Jane Goodall of myself.

As far as career goes, I'm currently working at a large aerospace company as a purchasing engineer. If you're still awake after that sentence, I'm also writing a number of screenplays to actually pursue what I went to school for. While most people who are writing scripts in Hollywood don't have educational background, I on the other hand spent a ton of money to be in the exact same position as them....wait a minute, i think i just realized i've been ripped off.

I don't know what to expect from this website. I never thought i'd be on a dating website, but here i am. No expectations. If you wanna hangout, let's hangout. Hit me up. We may not end up being matching puzzle pieces, but who knows, maybe we at least come from the same box. (this stuff practically writes itself)

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Bowling, Dancing, Running, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
University of California, Santa Cruz, Santa Cruz, CA
For fun:

I like movies. Some people call me a movie snob because I can't stand movies without originality. I don't call that a movie snob, i call that being intolerant to voluntary brain damage. I do love movies, if they're bad in an inspired way. The Room?

Favorite hot spots:

I'm not afraid to get lost. There's not a lot that I'm afraid of, although, coincidentally I have "Grizzly Man" in the background, so i just may have learned that I'm afraid of eccentric hippies.

Favorite things:

Arcade Fire, Spoon, Modest Mouse, Gregory Alan Isakov, Regina Spektor, Andrew Bird, Flaming Lips, etc. etc. are a few of my favorite bands. I also like old stuff like blues, Sinatra, Elle, etc.
As for movies, i like to be entertained. No dumb stuff

Last read:

The Road. What a fun read....

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

I'm engineering as a way to hold me over while I write. I'm a writer. Engineers are boring....yeah...i'm a writer.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I'm white, but I'm often confused for Denzel Washington. Weird, i know.

Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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