Thought I'd change it up Dr. Suess style.....
I do not like this Match.com
I’ve been on it for far too long
I didn’t think it would be that hard
To find someone here and not a bar
But here I am and so are you
Hoping one and one make two
Looking for perfection, that I’m not
But down to earth and somewhat hot
I hope to find some chemistry
And also compatibility
I’m just a simple, laid back guy
Who likes family, friends and likes to try
New restaurants and happy hours
But still takes time to smell the flowers
I’m open and honest and hope that fate
Finds me one who can communicate
I’m not about cars and who makes more money
But hope to find someone who’s funny
Who likes to laugh at my stupid jokes
And go do things with other folks
Who has their life mostly in order
And likes things clean (so please no hoarders)
Email pen pals and texts aren’t the ways
That I’d prefer to spend my days
So if you think there’s interest here
Than let’s grab a coffee or maybe a beer
Only then will we see if the other’s a catch
And then, thank God, we can get off of Match!
