Since getting out of jail for polygamy I have decided to try to really commit myself to just one woman (well for awhile). Trying to be serious and honest with this stuff has not been working out, so time to take it down a notch. I just bought a new house, I hope to get the wheels off of it soon, so I can call it home. I am looking for a woman who enjoys professional bowling, making chili from unknown leftovers & has less teeth than fingers. As for me - Heck, I have my own teeth, I have a career, a home (without wheels) and my friends don't know why I am still single - I like to go out, I enjoy staying in by the fire. I am a fantastic cook, I can fix things around the house, and love to spend time in my gardens. I am not commitment phobic, I have no issues regarding communication. I am not scared of my emotions. I have a successful career which supports a comfortable lifestyle. I have two small dogs, one very large parrot, and a whole bunch of colorful fish. Everytime you break up with someone and you say next time you will find someone who is honest, humorous, openminded, socially EPT, romantic, enjoys making you laugh, makes you feel secure, isn't selfish, and doesnt whine.... Well your reading his profile now... Take a chance...........I am ready to meet a nice girl. That shouldn't be too much to ask for in all of LA... or is it these days :) I know I am not going to meet her in a bar, I won't ever meet her at a sports bar (I am not a sports person) So that leaves me tantalizing your imagination and curiosity with witty repartee across the internet. I hope you have a great sense of humor, enjoy being outdoors, as well as enjoying lying around in doors. You like little dogs that cuddle, and large men that keep you warm. If you find lightning unamazing, sunsets mundane, rain annoying, love-making a task, and think travel is making it to the market then please don't respond to my ad.