Well, here comes the hard part....You know what I mean! The part where we all try and write some witty and fascinating description of ourselves in the hope of charming a suitor out of their profile skimming fog; so they can ride over on their Fairy Tale steed and sweep us off our feet! Yet, in reality, we know that if you've bothered to even read this far, you already delved deeper into my profile than 85% of the viewers who will inevitably flood my inbox with intellectually stimulating 'Hey Babe' and 'Let's get it on' emails! Lol.
But seriously! I am a very fun loving person! I like conversation, trying new things, going to any event I can find time for and company to go with me! I like to laugh and think life is too short for haters and mean people! Lol.
Well, time to weed out a few more with some more 'chatter'....
Yes, I am in my early forties, but I look and feel much younger. I will not lie about my age or any other 'characteristics', and I would appreciate the same in return! (Hey look! There went another 5% of the reading audience) All my photos are current enough to accurately represent my true physical appearance. I work out and take care of myself, and I expect the same in a partner! (another 1% gone) If your photos don't look anything like you please move on...Call me shallow if you want to, but attraction is a huge part of a relationship and I am not attracted to people who do not take care of themselves physically or mentally! If I meet you for a 'date' and you have misrepresented yourself, I will leave! Immediately! I will not politely remain while you try to convince me to overlook your misrepresentations! (Poof! Another 1%)
Please be employed! I am not going to be your sugar mama! (1% drop) Also, please do not contact me if you still live with your parents, your current or ex-wife/girlfriend, or more than 1 roommate! (adios 1%).
In case you are still here, you are obviously aware I have tried this 'method' of dating before and have suffered the 'misrepresentations' that go along with it; however there have been positives also. I actually met a great person and dated for quite a while. It didn't work out, but at least I had a good experience, so I'm hoping for another good experience. I am not interested in hooking up and if you are looking for an easy 'conquest' you are wasting your time. You won't bother to put in the time it will take to achieve it, so just move on now! (another 1%)
I am single, no children, and I have an excellent job. I have a great family, great friends, and enjoy spending time with them. I am actually quite happy as a single person and do not 'require' anyone to take care of me or make me 'complete'. I am looking for a person to be with because I want a companion, not because I need one! I have a sarcastic sense of humor, a quick wit and enjoy learning new things. My friends see me as smart, funny, good-hearted and generous...They also occasionally see me as stubborn, opinionated and occasionally uptight! Lolol. Gotta take the good with the bad! ( oops, another 1%)
If you are still here (the remaining 4%), please feel free to contact me and perhaps we can get to know each better!!
