10 Top Reasons for Wanting to meet me. 1. I am very funny - I will make you laugh so hard that soup will come out of your nose, but hopefully only if you are eating soup at the time. 2. my hair, nails, eye color, teeth, breasts and anything else that can be fake these days are all REAL. 3. I am successful and have a REAL JOB 4. I am a gourmet cook, but you have to clean the dishes 5. I am vivacious, intelligent, witty worldly spontaneous - opps thats five all at once ( less typing) -I am originally Canadian so a little different than the typical S. Fla woman but in a good way... I enjoy sports, Hockey at the top of the list... Sunday NFL.. shocking ay? I am looking for an intelligent, handsome, witty man for a long term relationship - - preferably have children - and not be moody, uptight or neurotic . If you are just looking around, coming out of something, not sure what you want or are a serial dater, then I am probably not the one for you. Also I am not a materialistic narcissist so dont let the look fool you - I love to cook - am considered a gourmet in some cultures ( but you have to clean the kitchen) Music is a passion - used to sing for money and not on the street corner. And anything to do with the water makes me happy except for drinking it from the tap. Hope to hear from the person who wants to share life's adventure !!
My ideal relationship is one where we would be best buddies, best friends, best lovers, A TRUE COUPLE - Like bread & butter; like cookies & milk; like Gomez and Morticia. A partner in crime; someone to run amuck with, and someone to be in synch with. Dining together, wining together, even whining together. Constantly unsuccessfully fighting the urge to make out in public like teenagers. Basically, to the world, we are nauseatingly in love.
I am looking for a person who does not question why we have so many shoes - WE JUST DO -You would be mentally and visually stimulating (causing weakness in my knees, curling of my toes, goosing of my bumps, and tingling over significant portions of my body), You have never been arrested for exposing yourself in public ( more than once ) and you are unable to recite any Celine Dion song in its entirety. All, kidding aside, there is no such thing as perfection however, the person I meet should be an attractive, intelligent, man who knows where hes been, where he is and where hes going - sharp wit and family values - players need not apply - loves kids and dogs - great food - good music - not uptight or moody, confident, with a good sense of humour, preferably have children, and be fun loving, sensual, spontaneous. I have an amazing daughter who is grown up and living on her own and an exciting career , so lets have FUN. Lastly and -most importantly - you should be able to make me LAUGH !!!!
