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I kiss better than I cook....and I went to chef school.

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56 year old man
Tempe, Arizona, United States

Seeking:
women 18-121
Within:
5000 Miles of Tempe, Arizona, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I can live anywhere and am open to relocation....but I won't do cold anymore. I could see at least two homes to maximize perfect weather. Maybe the Pacific Coast of Costa Rica. Warm, fresh fish and the water. Ahhhh.

Here are my shortcomings...so you know what you're getting into. I can't for the life of me figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. I squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle. I might stay in the shower until all the hot water runs out...but I guess when you're living alone, that's not so bad. Okay, skip that one. I cry a lot....weddings, national anthem, etc. I throw my socks in the drawer without matching them. Deal breaker?

But let's focus on the positive. Wrinkle-free and look 10 years younger than I am. I have good hands. Was taught manners - will rise when you leave the table, open doors, walk on the street side, etc. Give great massages. I put the seat down. Floss daily. I straighten up before the maid comes...although that doesn't really make sense to me. Kind of like rinsing off the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher. I guess I do those things because my mom did them. But then my mom wore a girdle. Hmm. Now I'm confused.

I'm left-handed and my 2nd toe is longer than my first...and you know what that means.

I've had a zillion jobs. Oh, there I go exaggerating again. Certainly over 80 though. No kidding. Some of them were: nutritionist, dog trainer, 1st grade teacher (very similar to dog training), TV movie critic, college professor, PBS TV host, wine teacher, author, insurance sales, ski instructor, office supply sales, senior center director, fitness trainer, waiter, event planner, Christian preacher, drug dealer, flight attendant, restaurant manager, concierge to the rich and famous to name a few. I know that list seems nutty...but it made me well rounded :) And it gives me lots of great stories. But all that craziness is behind me and I've had a pretty consistent life since I sold a company and semi-retired at 32.

I'd like to be a female for a day just so I could say the following three sentences: 1. Get down on your knees...BOY! 2. You're so big! 3. Buy me a pony. I don't know where that list came from or what it even means...but I'm leaving it in anyway.

Games and sports - can't get enough of 'em: darts, board games, bridge, shooting pool, cards, golf, tennis, hiking, cribbage, dominoes, bocce ball, throwing a frisbee, etc.

I'm the world champion at the Alphabet game and picking the right Tupperware container after eyeing the leftovers.

I love to cook....and eat. But sometimes I don't chew enough so bonus points if you know the Heimlich.

I prefer: Hot over cold. Uphill over downhill. Flat over undulating. Soft over hard. Slow over fast. Chunky over creamy. Eggs over easy. White or light over dark. Dark over milk. Bubbly over still yet still over windy. Still on the fence about dry over wet or wet over dry.

Travel is something I love to do and can be ready to go in a moment's notice. Nothing excites me more than the plane's acceleration on the runway. I need to get on a plane at least once a month or I get land sickness.

It's not very important to me how much you exercise, what music you like or how you can rock a LBD or jeans. I'm sapiosexual and looking for the same. A whip smart, curious, creative and witty gal is a turn on to me. You are someone who is constantly coming up with new ideas....about anything. If that doesn't describe you, we're probably not a match. Bonus points if you are an entrepreneur.

I seek who seeks me. I'm not going to try to win you over. Either we're compatible or we're not. I'm looking for someone who wants to find their equal, their best friend....but who kiss.....a lot. Do you think kissing is more important than sex?

Although my profile is all over the place and maybe a bit Type A, I'm actually a very relaxed guy that likes nothing more than to share great wine, food and conversation. Let's do it!

Interests:
Camping, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Museums and art, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Golf, Running, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I spent years rescuing dogs. I think I love animals more than humans. Can't walk past a dog without petting it. I'll pet cats too if they come to me....but I'm more of a dog person, big dogs. I want to take every homeless dog home with me.

Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Taurus
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Having stimulating conversations, laughing, hiking, biking, running, playing games, dreaming up ideas, learning and exploring. Dancing. Cooking and matching wine with the food. Eating peanut butter off a finger...yours or mine. Making up stuff.

Favorite hot spots:

I usually spend the winter someplace warmer than AZ. Nicaragua last winter. Panama or Costa Rica next winter. Traveled quite a bit but so many more places to visit. I'm always ready to take a domestic or international trip. Where should we go?

Favorite things:

Original body parts! Fly swatters, bacon, hot showers and weather, Champagne, kissing, goose down, a sharp edge on a razor or a knife, naps, cooking together, chocolate, Q-tips, leftovers, fast internet, foreplay and quiet.

Last read:

I read like a fish but only online.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Moderately
No preference
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I've been involved with wine for over 20 years...hosted a PBS show and wrote a bestselling book. Besides that, I help realtors make more money and help charities raise money. And I created powdered alcohol and working on getting that to market.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

100% German. I'm not sure if that's why I'm very cognizant of spelling and proper word usage, especially with: lay / lie, eager / anxious, fewer / less and compliment / complement. I'm old school so using "u" or "2" for words makes me cringe.

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

Long ago, I was a Christian preacher. Came to my senses. Now I'm thinking the Chubby Squirrel in my backyard might be god because since believing in IT, I always get the parking spot. I don't match well with religious types.

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

Graduated with honors from college but I don't think I learned much from schooling. I've learned so much more from doing. My brain is constantly thinking of new ideas and solutions to problems.

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