To whom it may concern. I am looking for dating opportunities with you. I am currently undateaployed, but am willing and able to accept an entry level position as a date ASAP. My experiences have included other dates, no dates, Marriage and divorce My most recent Long-Term relationship lasted 12yrs. The reason for termination was mutual and the person is willing to provide references upon request. I have a Real Job with a steady income and the check does not come from the State or Federal Government. I have a Drivers License that is Valid. I also feel that it is important for you to know that I am not out on parole, have any violations that are pending, or under investigation by any local, state, or federal agencies.
I believe In being a "team" player. I like, but are not limited to, romantic dinners, walks in the park, museums, travel, sporting events, fairs and adapt well to long days at the mall. My personal qualities are and again not limited to, romantic, humorous, dedicated, sincere, responsible, honest, work well with Spell check, excel and other useful household items I believe I am the best candidate for the position of your date and in closing I would like to say that I believe I would be a great asset to your life. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Also, I can also be a DD (Designated Dater) Just in those cases were (IE you are stood up, the person that you were to meet (Based off of what was in profile (French Model, Alittle extra (HUGE) tummy not the other area, Or just well a/an ________________!
What I am looking for in my Opportunity is someone who is not recently separated ( you need time to heal, and still to many things for you to deal with.) if you/your: EX is in Prison, you have a restraining order against your ex, You're Bipolar, alcoholic, maintained residency in a mental,drug, local, state or federal rehab ( Prison) center. And yes, these have been dates............ Please, let me know up front.
What I do want......... Simple.... You say simple???? What the heck is simple..... Simple is unconditional, understanding, acceptance, looking at the person for who they are and not what you want them to be. Love yourself, because unless you love you, there is no way to love another. The comfortable silence, just feels right, learning to love, share, experiment, laugh, cry, feeling that............ that nervous butterfly tummy heart beating goose bump tingle all over again. Like it was back in our youth, That first time you were asked to the Dance, or the the Roller/Ice skating rink. (or in my case, when I was the one asking.) That Simple