Slightly sarcastic but still sweet single female searching for man who gets her perverse sense of humor. Should not live in Mom's basement, should have teeth and a job. Masculine scent is a bonus. At the risk of sounding cliche MUST LOVE DOGS (one pug named Gladys, specifically). Ability to hold coherent conversation, make at least one good meal and laugh at my hilarious antics are nonnegotiable. Love of travel, fine dining and trying new things would definitely factor in your favor.