According to my new business cards (yes, I'm fairly proud of them), I'm a pianist, vocal coach and music director. According to my common vernacular, I'm a foul-mouthed sailor-type who watches too much Arrested Development. Although all of these descriptions are accurate, neither source fully depicts my affinity for pizza.
Special skills include my ability to dance like every awkward white girl at the party, and my regionally-famous Mexican dip. What more could you ask for in a lady?
