If you're tired of getting about 50 letters a day from Jerry Springer thugs saying things like, "Hi, I'm thrice divorced, have 7 delinquent kids, but the good news is that I finally have a chance at getting a job, and I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER !!! Then this profile will be a welcome change.
Just because I'm online doesn't mean I am an axe murdering pervert. Running people over with my van is much quicker and takes less effort than all that damn chopping.I am looking for a girl who can keep up with anything fun and adventurous. A sweet, honest, attractive, outgoing girl with a crazy sense of humor, who enjoys being outside and can handle a complete nut like myself.
She should be into midget tossing, tomb raiding, scuba polo, cool whip/jello wrestling, naked twister, cow chip throwing, and riding donkeys. HEEEE HAWW!!!
Also a girl who enjoys riding with me on my motorcycle would be a plus too.