Can I start by saying please don't wink? - I always know anyone who winks at me never read my profile - winking? That hasn't really worked in real life, so virtually I'm even less a fan BUT if there if there is something you like from my profile that u actually took the time 2 read-send me a message! having said that- here is a little 411-
I love adventure. I traveled the world hosting a show on Animal Planet comparing animal and human behavior. Needless to say I found animals to always be the smarter species. I love animals, BUT have found from experience not every man does.
I dated someone on this site that said he liked dogs, and then after meeting my dogs he proceeded to wash his hands 6 times and said he needed to wash his clothes after touching them because he said could not pray to Allah, or Allah wouldn't listen to his prayers if he had dog hair, or the smell of a dog on him? .....So I bought him some fabreeze and told him to pray for someone else to date. And although I am grateful for the comedy material, if you do not love animals, we will not be a match. Thank Allah.
I am from a small town and was married young, trying to fit into a lifestyle that was not me. I finally realized love does not only mean companionship and security.
I am so happy in my life right now, I am looking for a partner to share the adventure and add to the fun, I am not trying to find someone just so I wont be alone.
I have great friends, which are my family out here in a city full of wonderful misfits.... I love playing the guitar, singing around the campfire, camping, wine tasting, dinner parties, traveling and meeting people from every part of the world.
I really want to continue to travel....and I love people. I am a weird mix- I have my masters in Spiritual Psychology, because it fascinates me.....but I also love Howard Stern. In my swingasan (yes, that's a word) on my patio, you might find a trash magazine as well as an autobiography and a metaphysical book somehow explaining the universe and why we are here.
I love music, art, accents, mountains,creative people, people who aren't afraid to sing out loud, twinkle lights, lava lamps, people who really look into your eyes and listen, people who laugh from the gut, a perspective that makes me see something completely different, trying at least one new thing a day, and one of my favorite sounds is my tiny rescue dog Oprah when she is quietly snoring. (Although I am not a fan of people snoring. )
I love comedy. I make a living at it, and I enjoy the raw honesty that is the chore of anything truly funny. I laugh. Alot. I find humor in almost every single thing in life. I can't say
" I am funny" because I think most people who say that, are most the time not really funny.
I don't think a doctor says "I am a really good at sewing people up" if he's good at what he does, it speaks for itself.
I think this profile might be completely different if I did it in the morning before my coffee.
Which I love. I am proud of my new skill at making the best real italian cappuccino you ever had, as well as a green drink that might make up for all the wrong things you ever put in your body.
Since I do love people, I know I will enjoy meeting you. However, I am very selective about who I spend time with,.. so a wink or a "whats up?" text, might be one of the best ways to guarantee that we are not a match. That and washing your hands 6 times after meeting my 2 rescue dogs. Praise Allah.
P.S. (can there be a p.s. in a profile?) Every single one of my girlfriends complains about the same thing with men. Men rarely have a plan when they date. So if it is me or anyone else you decide to spend time with, I promise, if you have a PLAN you have won half the battle. Introduce them to something new, it is not hard to impress these days....trust me.
xoxo (how do you end one of these?)
Rachel (my actual name)
