I am a white male, age 50-something, who can regularly defy gravity and dodge bullets. I am a legend in my own mind and a professional disc bowler. I own the complete collection of musical works of William Shatner and have a 1/1.5 replica of the Hubble Space Telescope on my front lawn. In my spare time, I write haikus in Japanese about kitchen appliances and spacial anomalies and create award-winning works of art out of my garage with just ten dollars worth of materials. I can leap tall buildings when prodded and devise a new Operating System in one evening. I am frequently published in _Advanced Computing and Lawn Furniture Design_ magazine and hold the position of Chief Engineer at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation; I only require one hour of sleep.
My dream woman must have a tattoo (roses and doves are okay; no gnomes, spaceships or Formula One race cars) and own a late model car in storage (on blocks preferred). She must have her own battery charger and cables. She should be a Kung Fu expert, a chess Grandmaster, well-versed in multiple massage techniques, be able to make a killer Tuna Colada and understand the nuances of poker solitaire. Must have a solid grasp of Latin (hear it, speak it, order pizza by phone and hail cabs in it). She must own a collection of 1950’s news reels and Bay City Rollers 8-track tapes. Can be sullen but not moody; must love roller polo operas.
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OK, seriously, I am a software engineer with a sense of humor and who loves travel, music (pretty much anything except Klingon operas ;-)) and various outdoor activities (golf, racket sports, hiking, biking, etc). I do love golf and it would be a plus if my dream woman was a golf fanatic, but this is not written in stone! She must have compassion and humor and be fun-loving and love life with all its wonderful possibilities!
