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I shouldn't be telling you but when I play volleyball, I'll be spiking your punch and serving you like a waiter. I lost a needle in a haystack once and found it. I'm the nicest a - - hole you'll ever meet. I'm not running for office, but I'm chill like Clinton with the charm of Kennedy. I'm a world-class hugger. They call me utensil because I'm a perfect spooner. I can dork with the best of them. I'm three parts human, and one part vegetable, which explains how I'm sometimes corny. I never judge a book by it's cover; I promise to read at least the first two pages. Life never hands me lemons yet I still make the best lemonade ever! I hate fantasies become they always come true. I'm the reason the Spice Girls got back together. Most importantly, I refuse to date someone who says they knew Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense was dead all along. Listen sweetie, you're only fooling yourself ;-)
Chances are I'm the only Fred you'll ever meet. Kruger, Flinestone, or Savage do not apply. And despite word on the street, this Fred has not Dropped Dead as well. I've been married before when two girls in my class proposed to me in first grade. I'm America's next top model on the inside. I never perspire. I am constantly winning money because of my lucky Irish genetics. I dance with the stars. The keys to my heart include peach Snapple and banana cream pie. I tend to fall madly in love, which is why I avoid mirrors. I've beaten Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I shower daily. If you don't enjoy crosswords, then you don't have a clue. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical Christmas tree. I'm undefeated in rock, paper, scissor. I can do Cat's Cradle perfectly. I'm a go-getta from the get-go. I sleep once a day. I'm as chill and on fire as you can get. Basically.....I rock :-p
"Just stay naughty and save Santa a trip" - Anonymous
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