Version 2.0.0.2
I've been on here now officially for just about a month and to keep true to the Match.com suggestions, I'm "freshening" up my profile...if you've visited me before (you know who you are) then welcome back and if you're new, then howdy and I hope you like what you see...assuming you're not crazy, stoned, imprisoned, plotting to do something that gets you imprisoned or otherwise committed to someone else or looking to be committed to multiple other "elses". Oh and men need not apply.
About Me:
So I might be a frustrated comedy writer trapped in a non-comedy writer's body. I'm a huge fan of the simple/goofy and I'm a one-liner ninja, think Ellen, but I dare say slightly cuter. That was my long way of saying that I absolutely love, love, love humor in all forms. I find the ability to engage in witty banter on any topic a very attractive quality and an absolute must in a long term relationship for me.
Also, going to put out there that I'm a pretty darn decent person (and aren't we all??!?). Kind heart, good mind, generous spirit...have all the core stuff and definitely have my life together...good job, good place, good family/friends, and relatively happy person all things considered...only thing missing is someone to share it with and hence I've come here...two words for here..."cautiously optimistic".
I believe in everything happens for a reason so we'll see what this one is. :)
About You:
I'm thinking you gotta be funny; the more capable of witty banter the better. And you absolutely have to have an innate appreciation for sarcasm because I reference it hourly. I'm also thinking that you've gotta be a good, honest, trustworthy lady with a great head on your shoulders, your life together, and a sense of what you want out of it. It would be really awesome if you were sweet and romantic; I'm a huge believer/practioner of both. And finally, it would be really swell if you're all of these things, and your relatively close by, and NOT too shy to reach out and say "hi" or even just wink.
Thanks for reading!
